Society jokes
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
As a man can confirm
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.