Society jokes
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Flippity floppity, women are property.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯