Society jokes
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Today I put the womenâs rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, âGood morning, ladies!â
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why canât orphans be criminals?
Because theyâre not wanted!
Why canât orphans play baseball?
Because they canât get a home run.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. đ