Society jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
Lol same
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.