Society jokes
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
Memes
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Flippity floppity, women are property.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."