Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Society Jokes
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
