Society jokes
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Mom (DYM 65).
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.