Society jokes
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯