Society jokes

What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?

Removing a bomb.

Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?

I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.

Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?

The kids section.

Bored?

Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

What's black and white and red all over?

A police brutality case.

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."

How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(Just a joke, no offense.)

What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?

Halloween. Free delivery!

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?

A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"

What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.

Hardest part about being a paedophile?

Fitting in.

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.

What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.