Society jokes

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?

Halloween. Free delivery!

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry.

Flippity floppity, women are property.

Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?

The kids section.

Are you George Floyd?

'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.

Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?

Removing a bomb.

Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?

I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.

What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

Bored?

Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?

A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

What's black and white and red all over?

A police brutality case.

How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(Just a joke, no offense.)