Society jokes
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Memes
That would be one hell of a war if it actually happens in the future
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco