Society jokes
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?