Society jokes
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.