Society jokes
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."