Society jokes

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?

The ant knows where home is.

Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!

Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?

British cigarettes get smoked easily.

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

What's the difference between women and men?

Men have rights.

What do strippers and butter have in common?

Both spread for bread.

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?

Fruity Pebbles.

What do you call a rich Asian?

A cha-ching.

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.