Society jokes
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"