Society jokes
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
What's your religion?
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.