Singing jokes

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

You get PRICKrolled.

Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?

To sing.

Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"

Me: I been up all night, no sleep--

The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.

Me: stfu! I’m just singing!

Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!

Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!

Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?

"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.

Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.

If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.

Once upon a time, there was a crow with a piece of cheese in its mouth. Then a fox came, and when he saw the piece of cheese, he tried to trick the crow. He said that the crow's voice was beautiful, and then he said he wanted to hear him sing, so the crow started singing, and then the piece of cheese fell out of his mouth. He said never trust anyone, and then he walked away.

Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.

Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.

Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?

"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.

Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.

Bully: u_u ......

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?

Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.