Singing jokes
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
My cousin be like :
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.