Singing Jokes

The teacher asked a young boy in primary school "Can you tell me the alphabet?"

To which the boy replies "No"

The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.

At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks "Can you tell me the alphabet?"

"Shut up" she replied

The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks "Can you teach me the alphabet?"

But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"

The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.

But his brother is singing "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"

The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.

But his sister is singing "In my big red car, in my big red car!"

The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.

The boy replies "Shut up."

"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."

The boy replies "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"

In the office, the principal says "who do you think you are?"

The boy replies "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"

The principal now says "how do you think you'll get away with this?"

The boy them replies "In my big red car, in my big red car!"

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage

So you start singing it’s the best day ever

Why couldn't the pony sing a song?

He was a little horse.

What part of another one bites the dust do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them I,m standing on my own two feet.

whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!!!

Teacher: alright class, let’s sing our abc’s!

The gay kid: lgbtqrstuvwxyz

When Hellen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl

Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa

Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical.

Why can’t blind people sing that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics

Yo mamma so stupid she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing I’ve Got The Power.

Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.

yo moma so fat she eat 60 big macs wall singing badaaha

Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump

A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.

Your mom sings "It's the final countdown" while pooping.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings abc 123 get your fat ass off of me !!!!

What do Karens do when they have free time?

They do KARENoke and sing Karen Song.

What song can't Orphans sing? "Sweet home Alabama"

A boy was terrible at writing sentences so his teacher gave him an assignment to help with that. The boy was to go home, write five sentences and return to school the next day. When he went home, he took a notepad and a pen and went to his dad for help. His dad was in a very important business call so he angrily shouted at the child “Shut up you Donkey!” The boy noted down that sentence. He next went to his mom who assumed that he wanted to play video games so she said “No my dear, tomorrow.” That was his second sentence. For the third sentence he went to his older brother who was watching football where someone scored a goal so he was jumping up and down yelling “Goal! Goal!” For the fourth sentence he went to his sister who was singing “Spider-Man Spider-Man!”. For the last sentence he went to his grandmother who was cleaning the toilet and singing “Under the toilet, under the toilet”. He went to school the next day and his teacher asked him to tell her the sentences. The boy said, “Shut up you Donkey!” The teacher got angry after hearing this and asked the boy, “Do you want me to slap you?” The boy said, “No my dear, tomorrow.” This made the teacher so angry that she slapped the boy. Immediately he started jumping up and down yelling “Goal! Goal!” The teacher dragged him to the principal’s office as she was fed up with him. The principal asked the boy what his name was to which he replied by singing “ Spider-Man Spider-Man!” She asked him where he lived so he sang “Under the toilet, under the toilet”.