Singing jokes
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Community talk
should i join chorus?
I have a really weird fear. Whenever I do anything, I'm always scared im not where I actually am. I think, "What if I had a huge accident or traumatic experience?" and "What if im actually in my school classroom or a hospital?" and I think im actually at home. Like I'm hallucinating where I am, and I'm actually in a class, and whenever I get up and do something, im not actually doing it, and I just look fucking cra… Read more
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