Yomama jokes

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.