Yomama jokes
Iām about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"