Yomama jokes

Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.