Yomama jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
I鈥檓 about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.