Music
What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.
Puns
What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper
Arms
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”
The room was full of arm amputees.
Bus
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Wife
i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face
Koala
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep? Sing a koala-by.
DA
What does Drake call his rake
Da - Rake
Planet
what song does Saturn sing ?
'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’
Elf
Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!
Dad
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
Time
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
Cow
where do you find a cow with no legs - right where you left it!
Rock
What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.
Puns
What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm
Puns
Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump
Chair
How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he’s standing on, and one to sing “Allouette, gentille allouette!”
Priest
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
Green
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
Puns
Why do cats like to sing? They’re very mewsical.
Gun
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn’t need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. “What’s so funny?”, he asks. “Daddy farted and the house blew up,” said a singed little boy.