What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”

The room was full of arm amputees.

What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper

i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

How do you get a Koala to fall asleep? Sing a koala-by.

what song does Saturn sing ?

'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’

Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm

What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.

My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away

whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?

A popsinger.

What does Drake call his rake

  Da - Rake

Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”

What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.

How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he’s standing on, and one to sing “Allouette, gentille allouette!”

“Waiter, my steak is too skinny.” “It’s a strip steak, sir.” “At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!”

A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn’t need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. “What’s so funny?”, he asks. “Daddy farted and the house blew up,” said a singed little boy.

Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽‍♂️