Music

Anonymous

What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

Dad

johnny rub

My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away

Puns

Anonymous

i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face

Arms

GRUCK

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”

The room was full of arm amputees.

Puns

Anonymous

What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper

Planet

Anonymous

what song does Saturn sing ?

'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’

Rock

Anonymous

What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.

Time

Daniel King

What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?

A popsinger.

Santa

PJ Masks

Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

Puns

EggLord

Why do cats like to sing? They’re very mewsical.

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump

Chair

Anonymous

How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he’s standing on, and one to sing “Allouette, gentille allouette!”

Rake

Anonymous

What does Drake call his rake

  Da - Rake

Green

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whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

Priest

Mr. Priest

What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.

Roll

Anonymous

Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽‍♂️

Puns

Anonymous

What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm

Time

J0K35

What do Karens do when they have free time?

They do KARENoke and sing Karen Song.

Cow

Anonymous

4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

Present

Anonymous

Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.

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