What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper
i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face
Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”
The room was full of arm amputees.
what song does Saturn sing ?
'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep? Sing a koala-by.
What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.
What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm
What does Drake call his rake
Da - Rake
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
“Waiter, my steak is too skinny.” “It’s a strip steak, sir.” “At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!”
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽♂️
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he’s standing on, and one to sing “Allouette, gentille allouette!”
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing “we are family”