What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”
The room was full of arm amputees.
What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.
what song does Saturn sing ?
'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’
What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper
Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump
How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he’s standing on, and one to sing “Allouette, gentille allouette!”
What does Drake call his rake
Da - Rake
Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm
Why do cats like to sing? They’re very mewsical.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
everyone when we’re in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: Happy birthday to you…, Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear____, happy birthday to u Me in the background: Happy deathday to you…, Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!..
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing Karen Song.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing “Dame Tu Cosita” , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy’s mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP”