Music

Anonymous

What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

Puns

Anonymous

What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper

Arms

GRUCK

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”

The room was full of arm amputees.

Bus

Allan C.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Wife

Anonymous

i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face

Koala

Jester

How do you get a Koala to fall asleep? Sing a koala-by.

DA

Anonymous

What does Drake call his rake

  Da - Rake

Planet

Anonymous

what song does Saturn sing ?

'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’

Elf

PJ Masks

Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

Dad

johnny rub

My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away

Time

Daniel King

What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?

A popsinger.

Cow

iloveforiegncars100

where do you find a cow with no legs - right where you left it!

Rock

Anonymous

What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.

Puns

Anonymous

What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump

Chair

Anonymous

How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he’s standing on, and one to sing “Allouette, gentille allouette!”

Priest

Mr. Priest

What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.

Green

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whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

Puns

EggLord

Why do cats like to sing? They’re very mewsical.

Gun

Jon

A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn’t need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. “What’s so funny?”, he asks. “Daddy farted and the house blew up,” said a singed little boy.

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