What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away

i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face

What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”

The room was full of arm amputees.

What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper

what song does Saturn sing ?

'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’

How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he’s standing on, and one to sing “Allouette, gentille allouette!”

Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump

What does Drake call his rake

  Da - Rake

Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?

A popsinger.

whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm

Why do cats like to sing? They’re very mewsical.

Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.

everyone when we’re in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: Happy birthday to you…, Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear____, happy birthday to u Me in the background: Happy deathday to you…, Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!..

Little Jimmy was in the shower singing “Dame Tu Cosita” , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy’s mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP”

What is 50 cents least favorite store

The dollar store

I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I’m a flamingo…