Music

Anonymous

What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

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Arms

GRUCK

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”

The room was full of arm amputees.

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Puns

Anonymous

What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper

Puns

Anonymous

i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face

Bus

Allan C.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Koala

Jester

How do you get a Koala to fall asleep? Sing a koala-by.

Planet

Anonymous

what song does Saturn sing ?

'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’

Santa

PJ Masks

Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

Puns

Anonymous

What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm

Music

Anonymous

What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.

Music

johnny rub

My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away

Green

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whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

Music

Daniel King

What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?

A popsinger.

DA

Anonymous

What does Drake call his rake

  Da - Rake

Yo mama

Anonymous junk

Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”

Red

Mr. Priest

What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.

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Canada

Anonymous

How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he’s standing on, and one to sing “Allouette, gentille allouette!”

Steak

GMCurto

“Waiter, my steak is too skinny.” “It’s a strip steak, sir.” “At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!”

Boy

Jon

A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn’t need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. “What’s so funny?”, he asks. “Daddy farted and the house blew up,” said a singed little boy.

Roll

Anonymous

Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽‍♂️