What do you call a singing laptop? -- A Dell.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face
What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper
Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!
What do u call a emo cappella group
Self harmony
what song does Saturn sing ?
'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it '
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day, he told me he was into rock music. Told me his favorite song was Down With The Syndrome. Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed
Sing raindrops keep falling on my head
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?
You get PRICKrolled.
Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽♂️
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
What does Drake call his rake
Da - Rake
