What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away

i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”

The room was full of arm amputees.

What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper

what song does Saturn sing ?

'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’

What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.

What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?

A popsinger.

Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

Why do cats like to sing? They’re very mewsical.

Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump

How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he’s standing on, and one to sing “Allouette, gentille allouette!”

What does Drake call his rake

  Da - Rake

whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.

Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽‍♂️

What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm

What do Karens do when they have free time?

They do KARENoke and sing Karen Song.

4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.