Singing jokes
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What fish sings?
A tuna.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.