The 100+ Best Singing Jokes

What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper

What do you call a singing laptop? -- A Dell.

i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

what song does Saturn sing ?

'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it '

Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽‍♂️

What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm

Where do you find a cow with no legs? right where you left it!!!

What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?

A popsinger.

What does Drake call his rake

Da - Rake

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

Fella walks past a mental hospital, there all out in the garden behind this big fence . All SHOUTING 13 13 13 13. Ect Over and over again ..

This fella is intrigued sees a little hole in the fence Looks through it .. GETS FUCKING POKED STRAIGHT IN THE EYE ..

Then they all start singing

14 14 14 14 14 14 ;)

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

What's Micheal Jacksons' favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day, he told me he was into rock music. Told me his favorite song was Down With The Syndrome. Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

What is 50 cents least favorite store

The dollar store

A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.