Singing jokes
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
me singing the declaration of independence
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!