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whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!!!
How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
Roblox Talent Shows be like: Host: Next Up is Bob! Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian- *Buzzing Noises* Judges: You suck! Bob: I'm reporting! *Bob get's kicked from the server*
Teacher: alright class, let’s sing our abc’s!
The gay kid: lgbtqrstuvwxyz
When Hellen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa
why can’t orphans go to school? they need their parents to sing them up
What is a group of singing terrorists called? a taliband
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
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Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked.
Your mom sings "It's the final countdown" while pooping.
Alven and the chimpmunks commit war crimes
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing Karen Song.
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peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
What is 50 cents least favorite store
The dollar store
