Alven and the chimpmunks commit war crimes
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "we are family"
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
I will survive, by Gloria Gaynor.
peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
What is 50 cents least favorite store
The dollar store
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
let it go, LET IT GO! Blablablabla whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blablablabla my mom never bothered me anyway
I'm bored 😴 so thats why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted ur time
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
What is the definition of Endless Love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
I tried to catch yodeling but he evoled to yodingalig
What's Micheal Jacksons' favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public I said maybe
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
Fella walks past a mental hospital, there all out in the garden behind this big fence . All SHOUTING 13 13 13 13. Ect Over and over again ..
This fella is intrigued sees a little hole in the fence Looks through it .. GETS FUCKING POKED STRAIGHT IN THE EYE ..
Then they all start singing
14 14 14 14 14 14 ;)
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Me: I been up all night, no sleep—
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: you literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
lie detector: it’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM....... You get waken up at 7:00 AM...... you only sleep two hours......
