Singing jokes
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
Memes
I am trying not to copy any one But. Meme time
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.