Singing jokes
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.