My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
