Why was Michael Jackson, kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!!
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What is a orphans favorite song
We are family
Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet
Oh wait I forgot
How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
Roblox Talent Shows be like: Host: Next Up is Bob! Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian- *Buzzing Noises* Judges: You suck! Bob: I'm reporting! *Bob get's kicked from the server*
What do you call a musician π©βπ€ who drinks soda and sings π€ at the same time?
A popsinger.
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"
Where do you find a cow with no legs? right where you left it!!!
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep? Sing a koala-by.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? a taliband
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked.
