My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public I said maybe
What do u call a emo cappella group
Self harmony
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed
Sing raindrops keep falling on my head
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?
You get PRICKrolled.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical.
Why was Michael Jackson, kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!!
How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage
So you start singing itβs the best day ever
What is a orphans favorite song
We are family
Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet
Oh wait I forgot
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
