Corona test jokes

What if your Corona test is neutral?

If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.

Son (in a happy tone): I know.

Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?

Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.

How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.