Corona test jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?

Home Covid Test.

1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.

2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.

3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.

Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.

What if your Corona test is neutral?

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

Pool testing 123.