Wishing for IRL Connections

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this person, right? They're saying they see a bunch of folks online and think, "Dang, I wish I knew these people in real life!" You know, like actually hanging out instead of just typing at each other through a screen? Basically, they're feeling a little lonely and wishing for some real-world connections. Now, based on your inability to understand this joke, I'm guessing you have no friends. Sad.