Short jokes
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.