Short jokes
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Ayo, who's online :')
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.