Short jokes
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Ayo, who's online :')
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
I would go suck some titties, but Iβd rather die from being shot than cancer.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.