Short jokes
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Justice for all!
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"