Short jokes
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What did Caesar’s cat say to him? Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
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