Short jokes
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.