Short jokes
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!