Short jokes
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
When red do be sus, though.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?