Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Short Jokes
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
