Short jokes
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"