Short jokes
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Ayo, who's online :')
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.