Short jokes
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!