Short jokes
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Man, I hate the government.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?