What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
Short Jokes
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late. Guess who's late now?
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
