Short jokes
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My credit card is more declined than the love from my dad.
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!