Short jokes
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.