Short jokes
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
These are all racist. 😂
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse?
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂