Short jokes
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
These are all racist. 😂
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
I'm bald.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."
I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.