Short jokes
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.