Short jokes
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.
It's cavers.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
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How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.