Short jokes

For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

In America, you fight Ukraine.

In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

Me- *crying in the shower*

Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*

Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"

Depression: "Lie in bed."

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.

Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!

You gotta believe me!

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"

Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?

Snowhere.