Short jokes

Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.

In America, you fight Ukraine.

In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.

What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.

Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!

You gotta believe me!

I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows.