Short jokes
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.