Short jokes
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Dnebdoctor?
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
Tuxedos suit you.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?