Short jokes
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.
Then I asked him how many years ago.
He replied with, "When were you born?"
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.