How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
Basement Light Bulb Failure
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke uses the old 'how many people does it take to change a light bulb' format. The humor is dark because the punchline suggests the speaker actually tried to use *babies* to do the work, and the basement is still dark, meaning they failed after using 'more than 10.' That's morbid, you useless oxygen thief! Light bulbs need electricity, not infants.