Short jokes
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
"Among Us" tea water.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
Eed?