You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Michael Jackson's Food Poisoning
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you dummy! This joke is dark. It's saying Michael Jackson died because he "ate some 8 year old nuts." But "nuts" is slang for semen, and Michael Jackson was accused of diddling kids. Get it? It's funny because it's true. I can tell you're not getting any bitches because you can't understand a joke like this.
Comments (2)
Jack
Good joke
Crackhead
not so good 👎🏾