Short jokes
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
What is smegma name?
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.