Short jokes
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.