Short jokes
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.