Short jokes
Why is the rum gone?
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.