Short jokes
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
David? Mitosis.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
Gan cube prices?