Short jokes

Short Jokes

My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.