Short jokes
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, Bud!
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Fennec users lmao.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.