Short jokes
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
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America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Mooning is very astrological!
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"