Short jokes
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
Getting ready for gangbang.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”