How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Short Jokes
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
