Short jokes
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What is smegma name?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.
Why is the rum gone?
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.