Short jokes
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"