Short jokes
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.