Short jokes
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
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