Short jokes
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Velcro is such a rip-off.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.