Short jokes
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Butter believe it.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!