Short jokes
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping blockπ€
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! ππ€£
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
Whatβs the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
I asked the gym instructor,
"Can you teach me to do the splits?"
"How flexible are you?" he asked.
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.