Short jokes
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Butter believe it.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.