Short jokes
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Why is the rum gone?
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.