Short jokes
My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
Whatโs someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Why doesnโt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canโt sniff their hair.
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.