Short jokes
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
Why though?
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.