I said to my pregnant wife push darling , come on push harder dear , no she wasn't giving birth the bloody car would not start .
Dear math,
please grow up and solve your own problems I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. Husband: Wait dear.. Don’t do it for the sake of our kid! Wife: Kid? Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Boy:crap I hit a deer Girl:awe...I guess It’s not so much of a dear Boy:...
Boy:get the hell out
Three guy are in the woods, a a really smart guy, an average, and a really dumb guy, they bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting a little while later he comes back with a dear, the average guy asks how do did you do that? The really smart guy says says I see dear tracks I fallow dear tracks, I see dear I shoot dear. The average guy say I think I understand and leaves, an little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb goes *gasp* how did you do that!?. And the average looks at him funny and says well I see raccoon tracks I fallow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon I shoot raccoon. The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says Oooohh, ok I thiNo I can do that.. and leaves. Hours pass and and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mingled. They run to help him. Finally one of the guys ask him what happened this is what he said: I see train tracks, I fallow train tracks. I see train I shoot train. But train keep coming.
What happens to the crow in the earth puake ? It turned into a milkshake 🤔😂😂
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it :D
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.” “Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
dear slim shady
balls
Old soviet joke. Who is your mother? Our great Soviet country. Who is your father? Our dear comrade Stalin. What's your greatest desire? Becoming an orphan.
Dear Autocorrect i never wanted to spell the Word "bigger"
A married woman asked her husband if he saw future then the husband answered her " I have no Eye dear"
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
Fancy playing rodeo sex? “ ok then” she said !! then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as ya sisters ass and hold on for dear life .. real life cow bow boy shit !!!
Dear clothing websites if it's put of stock DO NOT ADVERTISE IT
Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?
Ya got no-eye-dear.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?" Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father..."
The dear God created the man. Then he created woman. When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the reciepe?
In a detective novel.
