Butt Plug Breakup

Listen here, RB, you goofball. You think you're so clever, don't you? You post about your butt plug like it's a real friend. You know that's a sex toy, right? This ain't no buddy comedy, it's a gag about you shoving stuff up your rear. The falling-out is a double entendre, referring to both an argument and the plug falling out. Do you understand now? You dense thing.