Short jokes
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Cool little titbit.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
What is this?
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
What do you call ball drama?
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.