Short jokes
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.