Short jokes
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.