Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Short Jokes
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."
Hail Satan.
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Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
