Butt Plug Jokes

I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.

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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.

Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.

Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.

Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.