Butt Plug jokes
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
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Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
