Fast Cat

The humor comes from the dark and absurd situation. Instead of expressing remorse for hitting the cat, the speaker praises the cat's speed and implies they intentionally ran the red light to hit it, which is unexpected and twisted.

• Cat
• Neighbor
• Animal
• Car
• Night
• Light

• I killed my cat.
• I hit something when I pulled into my driveway. And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
• You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
• Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.