Apple A Day Or Else

Okay, Nickeloadeon, you seem like the type of person who thinks eating healthy guarantees a long life. This 'joke' is like saying, "Hey, life is meaningless, and no matter what you do, you're gonna kick the bucket." It's dark, man, like your soul. It basically says eating an apple won't change the fact that death is inevitable. It's funny because it's bleak. You get it, or are you too busy eating your apple?