5+ Best Mental State Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Stoner

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Rose

Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.

Memes

Autism

A multi-panel image featuring characters from 'Inside Out' (Joy, Sadness, Disgust, Anger), Bill Cipher from 'Gravity Falls', and Optimus Prime from 'Transformers'. In the top panel, Joy, Sadness, Disgust, and Anger are present. Joy has a speech bubble saying, "Sorry, Bill Cipher, but I don't think you qualify as an emotion." In the middle panel, Bill Cipher, the yellow triangle, responds with a speech bubble that says, "This is bullshit, you let Optimus Prime...". The bottom panel shows Optimus Prime pointing a finger, with a speech bubble stating, "Bro, I'm autism."

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Voice

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.

Torch

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

Sadness

Why am I so sad?

Bull

Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?

I guess he was a little deranged.

Memes

Voice

Shitpost master general

A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.

Friend

A skeleton with pink fairy wings and a blue tutu is holding a wand and dancing. The text says, "When you're dead inside but your best friend needs emotional support:".

Voice

A man looking into the camera with his tongue extended and the text "the voices are so loud" overlaid on top.

Man

Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.

A collage with two images. On the left, a woman is putting her hair up in a ponytail from a close-up. On the right, there is a woman putting her hair up in a ponytail, in two different images. Text on the top says: "when your man is having a rough day and says nothing can fix it."

Woman

The image is divided into three parts. The left part shows a portrait of Kanye West. The top right part shows a diagram of two heads connected by lines representing telepathic communication. The bottom right shows a police car with flashing lights.

Radio

A man is sitting, holding his head and looking downwards, appearing distressed. Overlayed text in white with a red border reads "too much RADIO, not enough HEAD".

Voice

A close-up of a man with his tongue sticking out. The text overlay reads: "the voices are so loud".

Crazy

Me when I go crazy :

A pink blob with swirly, different-colored eyes and a big grin, looks like it's going nuts.

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