Mental State

Mental State Jokes

Stoner

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

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  • Rose

    Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.

    Memes

    Voice

    I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.

    Torch

    I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

    Bull

    Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?

    I guess he was a little deranged.

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    Man

    Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.

    A collage with two images. On the left, a woman is putting her hair up in a ponytail from a close-up. On the right, there is a woman putting her hair up in a ponytail, in two different images. Text on the top says: "when your man is having a rough day and says nothing can fix it."