What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Mental State Jokes
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Why am I so sad?
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
