Short jokes
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Hillary Clinton
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
You know those paper families you cut out?
Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.