Short jokes
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
Why did the cow want to cross the road?
To watch a mooooovie!!
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
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Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person? I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!