Short jokes
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.