Short jokes
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
All these showstoppers and technical challenges and I still can't get your signature.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
I think my penis has facial recognition.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
keligh?
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.