Short jokes
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Two baby seals walk into a club.
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.