Short jokes
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
An apple a day, or you'll die anyway.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
America.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.