Short jokes
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
Ex: baby i miss u.
Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.
Ex: who died?!
Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.