Short jokes
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!