Moustache jokes
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.