Moustache jokes
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
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Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
My mum's a carrot.