Moustache jokes

What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?

I moustache you a question.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

Why does Hitler need glasses?

Because he could Nazi.

Sir, I mustache you a question...

Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

What starts with M and ends with carriage?

This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.

My mum's a carrot.