Moustache jokes
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"