Moustache jokes

What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?

I moustache you a question.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

Why does Hitler need glasses?

Because he could Nazi.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.

Feminists: Correct.

Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?

Sir, I mustache you a question...

Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.