Hair Salon Sign

The joke plays on the phrase "die trying," but instead uses "dye trying." It's funny because it suggests they are so determined to color your hair, even if they mess up in the process.

• Hair salon
• Hair
• Color
• Outside
• Transformation
• Sign

• What did the hairdresser say to the power line? "Want a power cut?"
• When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye. So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
• What's the most expensive haircut in the world? Chemotherapy.
• Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair? A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.