Retail jokes
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.