What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? -- To the retail store!
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart
:there both dead......
