Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? -- To the retail store!
when was the first black friday?
1619
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say thats a fair retail.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart
:there both dead......
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!
why don't you fart in a apple store
because they don't have any windows
why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
I don’t orphans work at dollar tree?cause it’s a family business
where do t rexs shop dino stores.
What was juice wrld's favourite store ?
Forever 21 .
why are orphans not allowed in stores?because else they would actually feel at home
Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco? Because every little bit helps
