Depresso espresso jokes

Suicide

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.

  • 4

    • Depression

    If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

    Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

  • 6

    • Depression

    If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

    Community

    Anyone heard from Depresso Espresso/Sadie? She hasn’t been on in a while and she’s depressed now.

    Community