Short jokes
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Ert.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Slit your wrists.