Short jokes
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
Beans
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
My dad coming back.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.