There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Short Jokes
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
