Short jokes
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Trevor Bauer for President.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.