Short jokes
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
Two baby seals walk into a club.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
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