Short jokes
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
Hillary Clinton
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
You know those paper families you cut out?
Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.