Short jokes
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Butter believe it.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.