The Fired Guitarist

This is a pun using the word "shredding." In music, shredding means to play guitar very fast with a lot of notes. In carpentry, shredding means breaking or tearing something into pieces. The joke plays on this double meaning. The guitarist was fired because he was ruining the floor and not doing his job correctly.

• Guitarist
• Carpenter
• Fire
• Music
• Wood
• Floor

• Do you know how I lost my music teacher job? I tried to hit G by putting D.
• Why was the guitarist arrested? He fingered a minor.
• Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
• Why did the rapper become a carpenter? To NAIL his performances!