The Fired Guitarist

This is a pun using the word "shredding." In music, shredding means to play guitar very fast with a lot of notes. In carpentry, shredding means breaking or tearing something into pieces. The joke plays on this double meaning. The guitarist was fired because he was ruining the floor and not doing his job correctly.

• Guitarist
• Carpenter
• Fire
• Music
• Wood
• Floor

• Why was the guitarist arrested? He fingered a minor.
• Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
• Why are carpenters never horny after work? Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
• What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.