Jack and Jill's Quest

This is a sad twist on the classic rhyme, implying the dad is missing.

• Dad
• Hill
• Jack and Jill
• Family
• Jack
• Childhood

• Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water. Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...
• JACK AND JILL 2.0 After Jill went down the hill to get a pill, Jack was screaming till his voice went nil, And Jill screamed "Chill!"
• Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill. Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
• Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.