Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
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As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.