why did the italian cross the roadc'era un uliveto
orphinkid0444444dadnevercameback
As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers : )
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
yo mama so fat that when she fell i didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked up
why do i tell bad jokes im a lesbian
jack and jill went up the hill to find there dad again
why are orphans not boomerangs because they never comeback