Hair Salon Jokes

Hair

Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."

Yo mama

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."

Hairline

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.