Hair salon jokes

Hair

Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."

Yo mama

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."

Hairline

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Community

I AM SO MAD. SO IM GOING TO MAY HAIR SALON AND MIND U I HAVE CURLY HAIR. SO MY NORMAL CUT IS LIKE $70 AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN. ALL OF THE MF SUDDEN. THEY CHARGE MORE FOR CURLY HAIRCUTS. SO NOW I HAVE TP PAY $115 TO GET MY HAIR CUT BC MY HAIR IS CURLY