Hair salon jokes
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
Hair (DYM 81).
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Community talk
I AM SO MAD. SO IM GOING TO MAY HAIR SALON AND MIND U I HAVE CURLY HAIR. SO MY NORMAL CUT IS LIKE $70 AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN. ALL OF THE MF SUDDEN. THEY CHARGE MORE FOR CURLY HAIRCUTS. SO NOW I HAVE TP PAY $115 TO GET MY HAIR CUT BC MY HAIR IS CURLY