Hair salon jokes
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Community talk
I AM SO MAD. SO IM GOING TO MAY HAIR SALON AND MIND U I HAVE CURLY HAIR. SO MY NORMAL CUT IS LIKE $70 AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN. ALL OF THE MF SUDDEN. THEY CHARGE MORE FOR CURLY HAIRCUTS. SO NOW I HAVE TP PAY $115 TO GET MY HAIR CUT BC MY HAIR IS CURLY