Hair salon jokes

Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

What's the best haircut?

Chemotherapy.