what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
Short Jokes
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
We don't read backwards.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
