Short jokes
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
Went to my friend's house, fucked his sister.
I had a fun funeral / birthday.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!