Short jokes
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
Olivia Rodrigo
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)