Short jokes
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.