Short jokes
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?