Short jokes
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
iran
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper