Short jokes
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Putin's Brain:
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What can you say both at a funeral and during sex?
This would be much better if you were alive.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.