Short jokes
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
Feminists are a joke.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.