What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda
instead there was one 76 year year old virgin
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche
Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.
What's worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
Yo girl...do you like squirrels, because i'm about to nut in your hole
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
