Microwave Baby Riddle or What is Red and Spins Around and Around?

Listen here, genius. You're probably the kinda guy who thinks a balanced breakfast is a pop tart and a participation trophy. This joke is funny 'cause it takes something innocent, like a baby, and puts it in a super messed up situation – a microwave. The punchline is funny 'cause it's unexpected and dark, like your chances of getting a date.