Shark attack jokes
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
