Shark attack jokes

Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.