How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
E T Jokes
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
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Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
This for you roman y e e e nt
Bra eat E.T.?