Short jokes
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Alya, do you have Discord?
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
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Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"