Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS
Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
I like Cheetos.
My sister said that you no that that is really cool than I said you no you can shut up
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A. Ask your mother.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were, I responded "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
What games would deaf people not be good at...
Simon says and Musical chairs
go drop kick a orphan. No one will know not like his parents would know
Book on Micheal Jackson: Issued black:Returned white
Why did the computer go to the doctor ?
Because it had a virus
What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
I said to my pregnant wife push darling , come on push harder dear , no she wasn't giving birth the bloody car would not start .
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics They only come out for the Booz
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river-bank!
