Short jokes
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
cock, cock, and cum
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
Feminists are a joke.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"