Short jokes

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What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.

Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.

If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?

The dark.

Feminists are a joke.

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.