Short jokes
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
iran
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!