Short jokes

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?

The dark.

Feminists are a joke.

I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!

If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.

"Have you taken a bath?"

"No. Why, did one go missing?"

Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.

What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.

What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.

They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.

Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. eventually went home!

James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

You look good with anything, but nothing works too.