Short jokes

Short jokes

Bullet

Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

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  • Dwarf

    Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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  • Race

    Why did the legless kid think he won a race?

    Because everybody already left.

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  • Patient

    How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    To get to the other side!

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  • Rape

    i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff

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  • Time

    Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.

    Emo

    An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

    Hitler

    Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?

    A. An easy bake oven.

    Birthday

    Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?

    Johnny was deaf.

    Divorce

    The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."