Short jokes
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.