Short jokes
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.