Short jokes

Short jokes

Dwarf

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

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  • Rick Astley

    What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

    You get PRICKrolled.

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  • Mom

    Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

    School

    School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

    Bridge

    I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

    Freedom

    I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

    Orphanage

    Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

    City

    What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

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  • Knife

    When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.