Short jokes

Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?

Answer: The box said 3-5 years!

I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

You get PRICKrolled.

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

Blue Takis?

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?

What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.