Short jokes
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.