Short jokes
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Hi Sean!
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Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
L: you
You: 😂
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."