Short jokes
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
iran
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."