Short jokes

Short jokes

Dwarf

I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."

Then which one are you?

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  • Fat

    If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

    Work

    I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.

    Skeleton

    Two skeleton brothers are talking.

    1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"

    2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"

    Penis

    Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉

    Sport

    What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

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  • Funeral

    What can you say both at a funeral and during sex?

    This would be much better if you were alive.

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  • Bullet

    Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

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  • Dwarf

    Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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  • Race

    Why did the legless kid think he won a race?

    Because everybody already left.

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  • Patient

    How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    To get to the other side!

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