Short jokes
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Vagina?
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?