Short jokes
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
If being near immortal was a normal thing, I bet wanting to die would've been too.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
Most of the jokes are trash.