Short jokes

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I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.

Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?

Because he'd lose his sense of smell.

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.

I made that one up.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!

Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"

The bartender replied: "A shotgun."

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

Blue Takis?

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.