Short jokes
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.