Short jokes

Feminists are a joke.

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

You get PRICKrolled.

Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.