Manhole jokes
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.