Manhole jokes
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Memes
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
Glory š³ equals šØ šØ šØ šØ šØ bonding.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a while. But set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.