Why does OSHA require women to wear panties? Because every manhole needs a cover
Paddy and Murphy are walking down street, when all of a sudden Paddy falls down a manhole, Murphy shouts down "Paddy is it dark down there". Paddy shouts up "dunno Murphy I crnt see a fecking thing"
D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover
How is a woman like a road? They both have manholes.
