Manhole jokes

Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?

Because every manhole needs a cover.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.

How is a woman like a road?

They both have manholes.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

A pedophile.

The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?

The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.