Short jokes
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
Why are we here?
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."