Short jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
All of them.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Poopy, farty, pee.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.