Short jokes
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
cock, cock, and cum
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
Feminists are a joke.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Blue Takis?
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.